The 30 Best #HighSchoolMadeMeRealize Tweets

Ah, the memories.

Oct 21, 2012
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Remember high school? No? Aw, come on, man, you remember high school. Sure, it was awkward and you didn't quite know who you were going to be, but it's where you learned some of life's most valuable lessons. Like, if you're good at a sport, woman will adore you no matter how you treat them in return. Last week on Twitter, we saw #HighSchoolMadeMeRealize trending, and decided to wade through the tweets to see all of what people took away from those four magical years. 

This Ain't a Movie, Dog

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You should be happy your high school wasn't like Eastside High. 

Drugs (and guns) are Bad

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Remind us: When is it ever OK to bring a gun and cocaine anywhere? 

You Right, You Right

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You're so right about your realization. 

Good Girls Turn Bad

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Don't be fooled: Every good girl's got a little freak in 'em. Just wait 'til college. 

Nothing Lasts Forever

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This is true. Well, unless you count Facebook. 

Study Hard

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No Sandusky. 

How to Not Throw Up

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This rule will save your life. And your night(s).

Too Close, Man!

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So we weren't the only ones who felt like inmates? Cool. 

Girls Will Date Douchebags

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"I guess you knew and blew a good thing, baby."

Today's Mathematics

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Yes, but hopefully you would have learned that "learnt" is not a word. 

Hustle Hard

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Truuuuueeee *2 Chainz Voice* 

Food for Thought

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Sorry, not everyone had a mom that could make them BLTs with the crust cut off. Go flip your collar down, douche. 

Catch 22

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The lesson here: Either be cool with having no friends or get a 'script of Adderall 

The Gum Rule

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You can disregard every part of this tweet except for the last sentence. Never, ever pull out a pack of gum around people. Not in high school, not in college, not at work—never. Trust us. 

Girls Will Do Some Strange for Some Thangs

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Wait, hold up—you had Chipotle in high school? You lucky bastard. 

Your Education Will Be White-Washed

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Blame the department of education for not teaching us anything about Native Americans past the time the Lenape tribe sold the island of Manhattan for "60 guilders." 

High School's Full of Backstabbers.

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Actually, this isn't a lesson at all. Don't do this. Please. We're serious. 

Don't Go Hungry

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Good one. But, like the Gum Rule, don't tell too many people about your stash.

Fuck You Squares, the Circle Gets Smaller

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It's like Hov said...

Teacher's are Just People

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Like any other occupation, some crazy people will slip through. It's the luck of the draw. 

The Kids Aren't All Right

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We feel you, but a few bad apples can't spoil the bunch. 

Don't Trust These Hoes

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Another lesson that can be applied to any time of your life. 

Sleep Tight

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There was nothing better than going to that one class where you knew you could take a good nap. 

OMG HI SKOOL SUX

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Translaion: High school isn't that damn serious. Everyone cool out. 

Change Gon' Come

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Oh shit, son, this is deep. Watch out, people change, yo. 

Forever Young

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Guys just like taking their time, is all. Jeez. That does explain why every hot girl in high school dated a dude 10 years older than her. 

Don't Forget to Live Life

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So, in short: Fuck school.

Cray Cray

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Best you learn this lesson at a young age. 

Don't Use Your Phone in School

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Or your teacher will take it. Duh. 

Girls, Girls, Girls

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You think high school has a lot of girls, just wait 'til college.

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