Maker: Phusion Projects
Peak Popularity: Late 2000s

You're thinking: How is this junk food? Have you ever met a college student? This was as essential as Ramen and frozen pizza for a bright, shining semester. This tallboy combined two of our favorite things: caffeine and malt liquor. Gone were the days of shotgunning and funneling. For the rest of our days, we'll scour bodegas, looking for the original recipe.