In the '70s, the nation watched as Terry Bradshaw and his chiseled body led the Pittsburgh Steelers to four Super Bowls in a six-year span. Since then, the world seemingly forgot that Bradshaw even had a lower half as he’s been mostly behind a news desk as an NFL analyst. Yet, in 2006, we were once again introduced to the rest of his body when he inexplicably decided to show off every nook and cranny of it in Failure to Launch.

It wasn’t like the scene really called for him to be naked, either. He just…was. The MPAA really should have a rating higher than X for movies featuring the old asses of ex-NFL superstars.