No one goes into a movie hoping to see a 65-year-old Donald Sutherland’s junk, but for people who rushed out to see Space Cowboys, they got bombarded by his elderly genitalia while his character is getting his astronaut physical. What’s worse was that same scene also features the elderly asses of Clint Eastwood, Tommy Lee Jones, and James Garner. It’s like being trapped inside of the locker room in Hell’s fitness club.