Rafal Ciesielski of Poland was caught masturbating in a car with women's stocking covering his head, and now his lawyer says he is suffering from vision loss. Ciesielski was convicted of outraging public decency, and though the case was closed last month, but all of the nasty details are finally being released. His attorney, Rachel Stevens, says that Ciesielski was heavily intoxicated, and thinks someone may have spiked his drink.
Ciesielski's vision has been deteriorating since the Aug. 12 incident, and it's gotten so bad that he cannot drive or operate a forklift for his job. Though it's been proven that masturbation does not cause blindness, this is a literally to hilariously coincidental.