Strip Club: Club 205
Address: 9939 SE Stark St.

How many Ms can one fit into a gross, enthusiastic "yum" that comes near the tail-end of a small essay about eating at a strip club that will make you want to swear off food in favor of a nutrient rich mush rather than eat anything that could possibly connect you in a human way to the scribe of said essay? The answer is: 5.