The Funniest Strip Club Reviews on Yelp: Portland Edition

The crunchiest strip clubs in America draw an interesting clientele.

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Portland, OR is different from other major American cities. Indeed, the city's residents pride themselves on this, and will go to considerable lengths to maintain the rep. But "Keep Portland Weird!," a rallying cry lifted from Austin, TX, goes beyond crunchy, twee culture. 

Fact: Portland has the most strip clubs per capita of any U.S. city. Fact: Portland has a vegan strip club. Fact: Portland has earned its weird stripes.

Peruse Yelp for a few hours and you'll uncover significant strangeness amid the strip club reviews. It's like peeling a rotten, laughing orange. Why is it laughing? Because Portland is fucking weird.

Enjoy the Funniest Strip Club Reviews on Yelp: Portland Edition.

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Baked Goods

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Namaste

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A Strip Club by David Lynch

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Flexing on 'Em

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Fantastic Toilets

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Garlic

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Where is the Rap?

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The Gotti Boys

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At Half-Mast

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We All Sparkle

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Closer

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Enthusiasm

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Breast Milk

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Great Advice

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The Salad Bar Rapist

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