The 25 Most Ratchet News Stories of August 2012

Nazi clothing, violence over garlic knots, and angry strippers. It gets real raw.

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Behavior throughout the world did not improve during the month of August, and may have actually gotten worse as the dog days dragged along. This month we learned that Hall Pass is a horribly accurate comedy, that you should be very careful if a DJ is staring too hard at you, and that some teachers really love the high school experience.

Also, keep in mind that an angry stripper is your worst enemy. We're entering the final quarter of the year, which means the alleged end of the world is rapidly approaching for all of us.

Enjoy the 25 Most Ratchet News Stories of August 2012—just don't enjoy them too much.

Written by Julian Kimble (@JRK316).

Kansas Couple Gets It Poppin' at Walmart with the K-Y Jelly

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Bull in Arkansas Only Has Eyes for Unfortunate Man

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Live Tweeting the Fisting Trial

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Chinese Woman Creates New Stop Sign with Sex Doll

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Florida Woman Arrested for Driving with Her Top Down

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Applebee's Is Fast Becoming the Most Pathetic Nightclub Chain in America

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Florida Woman Leaves the Kids at Home to Bone Neighbor

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Pennsylvania DJ Arrested for Assaulting Sleeping Men

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Orange County Mother Convicted for Crossing Line With Son's Friend

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16. Covered in Crisco and Looking to Party

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Meet Him at the Mall, It's Going Down

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NYPD Officer Guns Down Dog

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Houston Teacher Brings New Meaning to "High School High"

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Man With Unfortunate Name Arrested in Florida

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Hider Underneath the House

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Drunk Russian Woman Uses Bra as Weapon

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9. Day Care Workers Charged After "Toddler Fight Club" Video Emerges in Delaware

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Stripper Won't Take "No" for an Answer

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Minnesota Man's Trip Downtown Lands Him in Jail

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Hungry Homeless California Man Chokes Out Pelican

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Man Fails at Attempt to Start Sasquatch Rumors by Dressing as Bigfoot

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Two Men in Times Square Fight with Crutches

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Tampa Strippers Pissed that the GOP Isn't Spending Enough Money

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Pizza Delivery Person Assaulted for Forgetting the Garlic Knots

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Indian Man Under Fire for Naming Clothing Store "Hitler"

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