State Department Confirms U.S. Has No Plans to Invade Canada

So few people in America watch hockey.

Photo Removed
Complex Original

Blank pixel used during image takedowns

Photo Removed

U.S. State Department spokeswoman Victoria Nuland was asked about a meeting between Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, and Mexico's Foreign Minister Patricia Espinosa—a meeting that was not open to the press—and whether it was a secret agreement, possibly to invade Canada. The spokeswoman replied that an invasion of Canada was not discussed during the Secretary's meeting. Her answer was met with laughs in the press room. 

Sure, that's precisely the kind of thing that a U.S. official would say if there was a plan to invade Canada. The Canadian government must be alarmed though, that an invasion is swirling around the minds of the American people, and honestly, why wouldn't they be? "Operation Maple Syrup" would be a smashing success. 

[via NBC News]

Latest in Pop Culture