We wonder if Vincent Chegini Chinweuwa ever expected to get caught. The Nigerian mechanic was arrested  at the Lagos airport after attempting to smuggle $150,000 worth of cocaine inside of roasted chickens. As Gawker mentioned, it's not the worst smuggling attempt, but stuffing five pounds of coke inside of such a delicious meal isnt' exactly the best plain either.

Chinweuwa had lived in Brazil for six years, and made his return to Nigeria with a little something extra. That something extra is most likely going to cost him a few years, so it looks like he still won't be seeing home for a while.

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[via Gawker]