Tecmo-Koei isn't releasing Dead or Alive 5 until September 25, but that hasn't stopped them from dropping this shiny new trailer a little early.

Check out the trailer above and bask in all of the clumsy sexual innuendo. There is also an M1-Abrams tank and a tiger thrown into the fight for good measure. The game will be released on  September 25 in the U.S. and September 28 in Europe for Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3. 

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