Brooklyn parents are pissed because Greenwood Park, the South Slope beer garden, has elected to ban children after 4 p.m. Complaints about the "jungle gym" atmosphere that originated via Yelp reviews made their way to the Times, so now the popular watering hole has decided to limit the number of hours children can be present at the establishment.

Some parents feel 4 is entirely too early. Owner Diane Vasilakos has confirmed that the rule was in fact the direct result of teachers who frequent the bar. They're around kids all day long, and don't want to see them when they're getting trashed.

[via Gothamist]