Date: July 17
Tweeter: @KrisHumphries
Tweet: "I'm up at Brooklyn! @S_C_ 'lucky I didn't have Jay drop me from the team' lol!"

After a year of being a public punching bag due to his incredibly short marriage to Kim Kardashian, Kris Humphries was finally able to turn the tables around when news broke that he would remain on the Brooklyn Nets. When him and Kim split, Kanye stepped in as her new man and released a song wherein he spoke about his long-held crush on the reality TV star and threw shade towards Humphries saying, "Lucky I ain't have Jay drop him from the team." Being that the Nets failed to lure Dwight Howard, and Humphries was the best rebounder on the relocated squad, it wasn't much of surprised when, despite Ye's threats, he remained on the team. Hey, even a garbage can gets a steak.