The Game: Banjo Tooie (2000)

What's on the menu: A monopoly on local business. Banjo Tooie's Jolly Roger is a flamboyant (and pretty clearly gay) frog who mixes up a mean mai tai over at Jolly's Tavern. Because pirates like rum. In Jolly Roger's Lagoon, a town where the mayor is also the bartender (and everything is named after him), anything goes, after all.