This is a man with nothing to lose. After being convicted of battery for assaulting two police officers by allegedly spitting in both their faces while being held at Sedgwick County Jail, Michael Gaines was sentenced to 13 years in prison. He responded by launching into a rant in which he curses out the judge and the prosecutor, cries oppression, and informs the court that he will raise his voice at anyone who raises their voice at him.

Unsurprisingly, this didn't go down well with the judge, and officers escorted him out of the court room while he called the prosecutor a "maggot" who "should have died" when he was a baby. Charmed, we're sure.