Trying fighting your way out of an arrest, it won't end well. Tracey Smith was arrested in South Carolina this week after slapping and trying to bite police officers. Before the assault, the 40-year-old Smith told officers she was the "Karate Kid." Police were summoned by Smith's sister after reports that she used meth and huffed gasoline. When they asked for her name, Smith assumed the famed "Crane" position.

Smith proceeded, slapping a deputy so hard that she broke her glasses, then tried to bite another. It took two Taser shocks to take her down. She admitted to the meth use, and was charged with assault and battery. Mr. Miyagi would  be so disappointed.

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[via The Huffington Post]