Why you think it'll work: You're blessed with ability, you're determined, and your work ethic is off the charts. Dammit, you have a dream!

Why it won't: Have you looked around lately? Kim Kardashian's famous for blowing Brandy's brother. Snooki's famous for funneling beers on the beach. Tim Tebow is the most talked about quarterback in the NFL and he throws like the Tanning Mom looks. That's how you make it, with beer bongs, hype, and webcams. So, stop trying so hard.