The economy is in the toilet, companies aren't hiring but, thankfully, we all have iPhones! Every TV show is a star search, recent grads are living with their parents, and Snooki has a tax return that would make you want to put a fork through your foot. It's a perfect storm of free time, instant stardom and incentivizing dog shit that's led legions of untalented people to go for their dreams—really go for them!

Are you one of those people? Are you that guy? If you're not sure, we've provided ten signs of your hopelessness in an easy to consume, ten slide format. Enjoy!

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