Age: 28
Occupation: Model/TV Presenter
All-american Cred: Sara Jean established her hotness as the Playmate of the Year 2007, these days she's doing silly stuff on Attack of the Show and is really good at it. If her superheroine Bustice isn't a force for good and positive role model we don't know what is. She also won Esquire's Hottest Woman of the Year 2012, edging out British royalty Kate Middleton. Yeah, just like back in 1776, bitches!