Film: Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)

This is the final nail in the coffin for the theory that gum is a great health-conscious alternative to snacking. Same goes for the theory that chewing gum doesn't turn you blue. Of course, not being a spoiled brat is another good strategy to employ if you don't want to end up an engorged blueberry being groped by a group of orange-skinned, green-haired midgets. That said, if Wonka is out to get you, ain't nowhere you can hide.