Kenneth Butterworth, 45, put a pleasant twist on the phrase "going medieval" when he pulled a crossbow on another driver during a fit of road rage. Police said that Butterworth was driving dangerously—unsurprising given his penchant for pointing crossbows at others—and had initially cut-off another driver on Knorr Street in Philadelphia. When that driver subsequently cut-off Butterworth's Dodge Stratus and honked his horn, Butterworth pointed the crossbow at him. Fortunately, the crossbow was never fired, and police arrived on scene tp arrest Butterworth.

As Will Ferrell has shown us, a man who drives a Dodge Stratus is not to be messed with.