42-year-old Ronnie Ann Richards of Fort Pierce, FL was being booked for cocaine possession at  St. Lucie County Jail  when a body scanner alerted cops to something between her lips. Yeah, those other lips. After a strip search, they saw something sticking out of her vagina. 

After being told to remove to object, Richards pulled a few tissues out and proceeded through the scanner once more. She was to be taken to a medical area, but officers soon noticed and three-and-a-half inch crack pipe on the floor. When Richards went through the machine again with no trouble, they put two and two together.

Now, in addition to charges for possession of cocaine, she faces more charges for attempting to smuggle contraband into jail. Talk about a rap lyric waiting to happen. Plus, that just seems uncomfortable.

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[via Miami New Times]