"Oh, girl, you got a permit for them thangs? Oh, you do? Well, carry on then."

Before your girl walks her five-inch Louboutins into Carmel, California, she'll have to stop by the City Hall and secure herself a permit. Originally, the law, which prohibits heels taller than two inches, was intended to prevent against accidents on the city's cobblestone streets that might lead to injury (which might lead to lawsuits).