Platform: Nintendo GameCube, PlayStation 2, Xbox

Year: 2003

We're fans of the title—cartoonish aerial racing games are awesome—but there was something about it that just... wasn't right. We can't quite put our finger on—wait, maybe it's because almost every character is a walking stereotype. Sammy Wasabi, a buck-toothed Japanese engineer who flies the Kamikaze Express? Sheik Abdul, an Arab oil gazillionaire who flies a magic carpet? Island Jack, a "native"? Really? THIS is why Americans can't have shit!