ComplexCon returns to Long Beach Nov. 6 - 7 with hosts J. Balvin and Kristen Noel Crawley, performances by A$AP Rocky and Turnstile, and more shopping and drops.

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Video games are meant to make you feel like a badass. Kratos from God of War topples gods,  Akuma from Street Fighter is practically the devil, and the Hulk, well, we all know what the Hulk can do. But then, there are certain video game characters who even YOU think you could beat up if they tried to mug you in a dark alley. These video game characters are beyond pathetic. You just want to grab them by the neck and stuff their heads in the toilet, demanding they give you their lunch money. These characters make you question why they were even put in their respective games, other than as a joke. And while this might not be a pretty list, it’s definitely accurate. Read on to see who’s going to get a swirlie.