That potentially childhood-ruining Carmen Sandiego movie set to star Jennifer Lopez is moving forward, with Vulture reporting that the film now has a writer in the form of Shrek Ever After's Darren Lemke. Apparently, this guy's "one of the town’s go-to scribes for family films," so that's probably some sort of indication of how we should expect this film to go. 

Well, at least Lopez is hot.

[via Vulture]