Choose Your Fling Wisely 

See the girl gyrating on the bar, with the beach-hair-don't-care, taking shots of whatever is handed to her? That, sir, is your summer fling. But the girl with the neatly pressed polo, earnestly inquiring about where you grew up? She's girlfriend material, and she knows it, so don't expect any easy exits there.

Any man worth his seductive salt knows a woman looking for a commitment when he sees one, so why do you insist on attempting to turn a housewife into a…fling? Leave Little Miss. Inquisitive and her game of 20 questions behind, and point your penis in the direction of the girl basking in the glory of her bikini contest win. That's who you want for your three-month-thing, trust us.