You know what's not fun? Watching women claw their way into the theaters to salivate over the likes of Channing Tatum and Joe Manganiello doing synchronized gyrations in banana hammocks. Hell, Matthew McConaughey is 42-years-old and even his abs are more cut than yours! It's just not right.

Steven Soderbergh's Magic Mike, in theaters today, is based on the true story of how Tatum stripped to make ends meet while pursuing his acting dreams, and its estrogen-baiting premise is guaranteed to produce long, winding lines of hyperventilating females at every theater it shows at. But you don't have to be mad at Tatum and his breakaway pants.

First, we brought you an unflattering slew of sweat-stopping, hormone-halting photos of the actor, and now we've found you more than enough scintillating exotic dancers (of the female persuasion) that are guaranteed to even the score. Relax and rejoice, these are The 25 Hottest Female Strippers in Movies.

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