Though it’s been the subject of many a drug-dealing rap lyric, a woman in Florida was actually caught smuggling drugs in her vagina.

Jackie Lauren Spillar was sitting shotgun in a Honda that was ridin’ dirty on 85 in Niceville, Fla. After stopping the car for speeding and discovering the driver’s license had expired, police asked if there was anything else they should know about. In an explosion of tears, Spillar announced that there was weed under the seat. Police located it, in addition to 78 amphetamine pills and several opiate painkillers.

When she and the driver had were taken to jail, Spillar decided it would be wise to own up to the seven oxycodone pills, wrapped in a BC powder packet and secured inside of her. This is just another case of Murphy’s Law proving to be true.

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[via Jalopnik]