Established back in 1984 (!), the Boston Police Patrolmen’s Association calls itself the “Nation’s First Police Department.” The latest installment of their newsletter, Pax Centurion, shows that they also take pride in continuing to behave like unfiltered frat boys.

It gets pretty out of pocket:

The new Egyptian Government has declared it legal to have sex with your dead wife within 6 hours of her expiration. The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up." (C3)

"Why is it guys complain about women nagging them, but continue to use Siri and GPS featuring a woman's voice?" (C3)

"Oh those loony lefties! wants the word "Illegal" banned when it's used with alien or immigrant. According to the moonbat website the word is racist, dehumanizing (did ET or ALF complain?) and inaccurate. MoveOn is inaccurate-how can the phrase be racist when it refers to ALL groups not here legally-whether black, white or hispanic?" (C3)

"Everyone seems to be wondering why Middle Eastern Muslim terrorists are so quick to volunteer on a mission to commit suicide. Let's take a closer look at their lifestyle...... No Beer, No Bars, No Booze. None. Never! Sand. @#$%^&& sand everywhere! ... No thongs. No Victoria's Secret. ... The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times. Your bride is picked by someone else. ... And they tell you that when you die it all gets better! You'll get a plethora of virgins to pick from. No wonder there is no shortage of volunteers for suicide missions!" (C5)

"Anti-Bullying activist Dan Savage bashed the Bible and Christians to the extent that many of the students attending his seminar walked out...guess it takes one to know one!" (C11)

"Happy Birthday you rotten Commies! Maybe your candidate for squaw I mean senator, Liz Warren (your founder) can bake you a cake." (C11; addressed to Occupy Boston)

"they never were fed so well, nor had so many liberal college girls showered "compassion" upon them, in one form or another… Ahem…" (A9; regarding visitors to Occupy Boston)

Now imagine what they say off the record.

[via Jezebel]