An Israeli man filed divorce papers with the Rabbinical Court in the Israeli town of Beersheba, citing that he can no longer live with his wife after she somehow amassed 550 cats. The man says the cats block the bathroom on the regular and make it cooking and dining impossible because they take food off the table. Worse, he says it’s a wrap for sleep and any other nocturnal activities because the cats are hell-bent on sharing the couple’s bed.
The two tried to make it work, but amicably decided to move on after the wife refused to get rid of the cats. So, there you have it—the crazy cat lady always ends up alone. 550 of anything other than dollars will piss most people off.