Charlie Sheen not in favor of a strip club? That may be difficult to believe, but it’s true. New York’s Cheetahs Gentlemen’s Club—which also serves sushi—has a special “Charlie Sheen” VIP room, and even though it’s basically a shrine to the man, he’s not with it. Sheen told sent his legal hound after Cheetahs for using his name without his permission, but they’re refusing to change the name.

Owner Sam Zherka isn’t backing down at all, and even plans on throwing a “naked party” in the Sheen room tomorrow. Here’s what Sheen’s lawyer told TMZ:

“The club’s ongoing efforts to attract media attention by using Charlie Sheen’s name and mischaracterizing the nature of his legal claims are more blatant attempts to promote the club by wrongfully exploiting my client’s publicity rights without his consent.”

We’re sure this dispute could be settled with an exchange of money, drugs and strippers—better known as the keys to life. Click through to see what all the fuss is about.

[via TMZ]

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