Missouri Legislator Donna Lichtenegger (make sure you enunciate the hell out of her last name) posted this picture on her Facebook page, and it’s causing havoc. Comparing California and Texas, the guide offers regional translations for a variety of subjects.

Some of the highlights here are “arsenal of weapons” and “heavily armed” becoming “gun collection and well-protected” in Texas. Also, what’s known as “assault and battery” in Cali in just a mere “attitude adjustment” in Texas.

The true stand-out is California’s “same sex marriage” translated as “legalized perversion” in Texas. Needless to say, people are pissed off.

[via BuzzFeed]

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