2. Donkey Kong
1982, Atari 2600
To be fair this is the Mexican version of the cover. We're not sure how that influenced the fact that this has absolutely fucking nothing at all to do with Donkey Kong. We see siamese twins dressed as a clown fighting what Bub and Bob from Bubble Bobble would look like if you gave them electric drills and then dropped way too much acid. We're not saying that would make a bad game, but it's certainly not Donkey Kong.