9. Donkey Kong (BASED ON THE REAL ARCADE GAME!)

1982, Intellivision

Thank goodness—the last version of Donkey Kong we bought was based on the fake arcade game, and the one before that was based on the real Mexican dice game of the same name. This one should do the trick—we can't wait to fight that vicious gorilla in 3D vector space with our glowing golden hammers of justice!