As seen in: Multiple Maniacs (1970)

If there's one thing we've learned from John Waters flicks, it's that nothing can ever really prepare you for lobster rape. Childish Gambino may playfully insinuate that his "girls stay wet like I'm fuckin' with a lobster," but we doubt he truly understands how scarring an experience that can actually be—especially if it's a 15-feet long and forcing itself on you.

The director's muse Divine regrettably had to learn that lesson the hard(-shelled) way after the enormous crustacean randomly ambles into her house not long after she's discovered the corpse of her missing daughter. Talk about having a bad day.