As seen in: Clerks 2 (2006)

Those in the dark as to what a "donkey show" is will have it burned into their brains, no question, after a viewing of Clerks' second installment. As a going away surprise for former Quick Stop Mart employee Dante (Brian O'Halloran), his partner in crime, Randal (Jeff Anderson), opts to shock and awe with a little help from Kinky Kelly and the Sexy Stud.

Regrettably, just after the Kevin Smith crew settle into their seats, prepared to watch a hot chick knock hooves with the animal kingdom's most ridiculed member, they're presented with an even bigger surprise when they discover that The Sexy Stud is actually a massive dude in ass-less chaps.