Age: 30
Occupation: Actress
With horrendous movies like Honey, Fantastic Four, and Spy Kids: All the Time in the World 4D to her name, the innocently sexy Jessica Alba is no Meryl Streep. Then again, Dark Angel and Sin City are still hot and we don't want to have sex with Meryl Streep.

DECADE ACHIEVEMENT: Somehow, despite our constant pleas, she managed to go the whole decade without putting them on the glass.