A Florida man is under arrest today after allegedly throwing a box of Cheez-Its at his wife because, according to police, she told him that she went to an Earth Day concert.
Local Florida news site, WKMG, reported:
Andy Gatz, 37, of Palm Bay, was arrested and charged with battery and violation of an injunction after police said he threw a box of Cheez-It crackers at his wife, injuring her eye.
Police said Gatz was under a court injunction to not have any contact with his wife. He became angry at his wife on Monday after she attended an Earth Day concert in Orlando, police said.
Gatz told police he only threw a cracker at the woman, not the whole box. He turned himself in to authorities after running away from the home, on Rhine Road.
Classy. Gatz is scheduled to appear in court on May 8.
[via Huffington Post]