Wilford M. Galloway, or Kansas state prisoner 0032186, was convicted of first degree murder. He'll be up for parole this summer, but guess what that "M" is an abbreviation of? Yup, that's right"Molester." How the hell are you known as "Cookie," convicted of murder and have the misfortune of bearing the middle name "Molester"?

Good luck with that parole, fam.

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