We're all familiar with the aphorism "a picture is worth a thousand words." But when it comes to photos of Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer, a handful immediately come to mind: insane, hostile, psychotic, deranged. Those of you who've caught his infamous monkey dance and "Developers, Developers, Developers" videos on YouTube can already see dude has a few bugs in his mainframe. If that hasn't convinced you, this collection creepy and totally awkward snapshots of the Redmond, Wash. boss surely will.