Game: Pokemon Red and Blue

Platform: Nintendo Game Boy

Jigglypuff doesn’t stand for anyone falling asleep during its songs. We’re willing to bet insubordination isn’t high on the list of things it’d tolerate, either. If Jigglypuff commanded an army of black Sharpie-carrying servants, you’d be required to stay awake at all times for fear of a permanent marker makeover as punishment. You know that’s terrifying.