Did you know John Cusack is a badass kickboxer? (We're betting no.) Though he often plays the herb in films, the guy trained for years and years with champion kickboxer Benny "The Jet" Urquidez, and could probably kick your ass if he wanted to.

Consider this one of those instances in which, just maybe, business and pleasure are best left un-separated. Who on earth wouldn't pay to see this man send adversaries flying with a sweeping roundhouse kick like some white Bruce Lee? And isn't Hollywood long overdue for another Mortal Kombat movie? The role of Sub-Zero should be as good as his. Get him in a martial arts movie with Chris Tucker and he's officially unstoppable. Flawless victory.