Duke Nukem 3D

Hail to the chief!  Crew-cut and muscle bound, Duke Nukem made history with the titular 3D first person shooter over a decade ago.  What sent boys to downloading and moms to picketing, where the lascivious ladies dancing in the pig-alien infested strip club.  While our hero growled “Shake it ladies!” these girls would jiggle their fair-pixelated breasts and Duke would throw money. While this was mind-blowing at the time, these pole cats don’t withstand the test of time compared to today’s graphics – but they’ll always have a place in the heart of 1996.