12 a.m.

What To Drink: A shot of tequila. You're thinking, "What the fuck?" But it's midnight, and time for things to get ratchet. Have a shot of Mexico's lifeblood in honor of the bizarre Irish/Mexican restaurants of the world. For every Carlos O'Grady's, for the Jose Malone's, for every strange bangers-and-tacos-serving eatery in strip malls the country over, lick salt, sip tequila, then crush lime. From here on out, things are going to get stupider.