We have a possibly irrational love for Rob Riggle. Nothing makes us want to subscribe to Call of Duty Elite quite like his descriptions of the two new spec-ops missions and new multiplayer map "Black Box." Yes, Rob Riggle. We do like curry and sweat, Rob Riggle.

Elite members will be able to download all three items for free come March 13. PS3 owners will likely have to wait about a month, and the rest of us losers will likely see the content packaged together in a larger bundle for sale within the next few months.

This is the first time spec ops missions have been offered as DLC. Are you an Elite subscriber? Let us know in the comments or on Twitter.