When it comes to unsexy sex, no one does a better job at delivering dry heave after dry heave than Tim and Eric. If you're familiar with the duo's ongoing "Karaoke Legends" series, which features awesomely budget-looking creations not too unlike the videos you might witness playing in the background at your favorite wasted song spot, chances are high that visuals of Ruth Carr have already been burned into your brain.

Primed and ready for action, witness the creatives' unlikely rock star croon wistfully to a daisy dukes-clad neighbor about engaging in some afternoon delight—then get ready to experience the same physical repulsion that occurs when your parents unthinkingly drop the term "making love."