Tim Heidecker's favorite former presidential candidate made news with a phenomonally weird ad featuring Cain's Chief of Staff, Mark Block, singing his praises over a cigarette. Between the bad music, the random nicotine fix, and Cain's creepy slow-mo turn towards the camera, it wouldn't have been hard to believe that the video was a Tim and Eric original.

Not one to be outdone by Cain's media team, Heidecker decided to take matters into his own hands. The result? "The Cain Train." Ride it.