1. Shaq Fu

Nope, you didn't read that wrong. Remember that point in the '90s when Shaq was trying extra hard to flex that entrepreneurial muscle? Well, if you were among the die-hard fans that camped outside of Sam Goody's in anticipation of his rap albums, or took multiple trips to the theater to see some of the basketball star's finest acting as the boombox-inhabiting genie Kazaam, you were also probably playing this dud of a video game.

Rather than balling, as one might expect, Shaq Fu features its title character throwing bows, roundhouse kicks, and the like in another dimension where he's on a mission to save a little boy named Nezu from an evil mummy.

Really, Shaq?