Kidnapping Helena, Amputating Helena, Forcing Helena to Watch Me Have Sex—there are plenty of titles that would've given audiences a more accurate warning as to what Jennifer Chambers Lynch (David Lynch's daughter, no surprises there) had in store with her highly criticized 1993 rom-dram. Which would be a dude amputating the limbs of his love interest to hold her captive in his pad. His mission? Make her return his affections. Because, you know, that always works.